My Inner Woman has PMS, My Inner Child is Teething, and My Inner Voice Has Laryngitis

plus a million other things that give me a headache.

Still the N of the World – But too PC to spell it out! November 14, 2009

Quote from YokoQ&A Post:

Q: How do you recommend dealing w/ ENVIOUS people, who try to backstab and undermine you, or try to belittle you to be powerful?
A: Those people can be very dangerous. It can be harmful to you, just by the fact that they try to squeeze so much energy out of you. So stay away from them. Immersing yourself in doing good work helps, too.

For purposes of Propriety and a bit of wicked humor, yes, I have changed the I’s to A’s — love how it works against the main complaint against us — don’t be such a Nag!  Ha! Ha! I spit at your establishment and serve it up with whipped cream.  (Sorry am I being edgy again?  That time of month.)

Woman is the Nagger of the World

John Lennon

(with humble PC edits from PennyBloom who doesn’t know better)

Woman is the nagger of the world
Yes she is…think about it
Woman is the nagger of the world
Think about it…do something about it

We make her paint her face and dance
If she won’t be slave, we say that she don’t love us
If she’s real, we say she’s trying to be a man
While putting her down we pretend that she is above us

Woman is the nagger of the world…yes she is
If you don’t believe me take a look to the one you’re with
Woman is the slaves of the slaves
Ah yeah…better scream about it

We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother then
We tell her home is the only place she would be
Then we complain that she’s too unworldly to be our friend

Woman is the nagger of the world…yes she is
If you don’t believe me take a look to the one you’re with
Woman is the slaves of the slaves
Yeah (think about it)

We insult her everyday on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she’s young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb

Woman is the nagger of the world…yes she is
If you don’t believe me take a look to the one you’re with
Woman is the slaves of the slaves
Yes she is…if you believe me, you better scream about it.

We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance

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Well I’m Dancin’ but I Ain’t Painting Cowboy! – Penny ;-p

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